Sitemap - 2022 - This'll Have to Do
The Christmas Kmart Saved My Dad’s Ass
A Holiday Montage Choose Your Own Adventure
My brain is just a big ol' bowl of soup.
Another Gift Guide! (No one asked for this!!)
How Many Times Can One Fall Over??
A Carnival Fish in a Pickle Jar
Halloween Icebreakers: It's a part II, nerds!
“But I don’t have any pants on.”
We're (not) sorry, you're (not) qualified.
Who doesn't love a (Halloween) ice breaker?
The Treachery of Smooth Sidewalks
I'm not cynical. I was just drawn that way.
The Remnants of My Dignity are on the Corner of 35th & 8th
Now Tourists Come and Stare at Me
INT. One Bedroom Apartment in Queens
A poem is another way to trype.
If you can't laugh, you'll cry.
The Many Stages of Ikea Furniture
If you cast me as an old lady, I’ll act like an old lady.
Hey. Psssst. Hey! Yeah, you. Pick up that dixie cup on a string.
You're cordially invited to the No Pants Party
The one where the dishwasher laughs at my hubris.
Renter's Insurance and a Skin Care Routine
My hips don't lie. But they do hurt.
This is my stop. Got to get off.
Well, ain't that a kick in the (gl)ass.
The way she moves, oh oh oh, I gotta say...
Winning by Any (Bloody) Means Necessary
This title is a Les Mis lyric. I'll let you guess which one.
If you say 'fold in' one more time.
The One List I Don’t Actually Like
An Intimate Meeting with an Electric Fence
How to become an influencer in seven days.
It's called self-care. Look it up.
I had literally never sat at my desk before.