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Rejection Haikus #4

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Samantha Cooper
Oct 25, 2022
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Howdy. Hope y’all have your spooks in order.

It’s time for your fourth installment of the monthly literary salon filled with rejection haikus. Yes, real live haikus I write from real live rejection emails I receive.

I’m running out of ways to write new or interesting haikus based on said real live rejection emails (they are all form letters so…you know) …

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