Sitemap - 2023 - This'll Have to Do
Home for the Holidays: Mistletoe Mix-Up and High School Reunion Blues
You can't tell me he's not real!
Pass! The Cranberry Sauce! We're Having Mashed Potatoes.
I Should Probably Start Charging Rent
This is corny. It's candy corn-y.
A Visual Detour from a Comedy of Errors
Salacious Books & Three Tim Currys
Scared of Space & Sitting in a Planetarium
All the Ways I Could Make Money
They're called fun facts, people.
It's a Queer Renaissance, Y'all!
The Ethereal Slipperiness of It All
Stoop Kid's Afraid to Leave the Stoop
Something That Has Never Been Said
Stand clear of the closing doors, please.
I watched 11 seasons of Kids Baking Championship
My Parents' House Tried to Kill Me
A Eulogy for Another Closing Non-Profit Theatre
I simply won't; I wouldn't know how
Remember that this paper is not seen by many people.
The Glory of a Mid-Level Hotel Room
Monkeys aren't green, but I am!
I can tell you what a bad word is.
Always a Paula, Never a Rebecca
If you squint, you'll miss it.
Searching for: Simple Embarrassments
The Zamboni Driver and the Crunchy Bookstore
I Always Feel Like Somebody's Watching Meeeeeee
And you thought Big Bird was scary...
Sneezing Our Way Through Spring
Now his eyes can haunt you forever.
Big Bird's eyes will haunt me forever.
Queen of My Heart...And My Desktop Background
To Be or Not to Be a Games Family
My Time as a Disgraced Delaware Mayor
A Non-Sports Person Makes a Sports(ish) Metaphor
Larry Larry and the Tragically Flat Butt
It's a straight line between cake and my theatre wounds.
A Birthday Horror Story: Five 8-year-olds with Whistles
Everything I know about college, I forgot.
2022 Wrap-up. Wrap wrap wrap-up. (No one asked for this either!)