Clarissa, I'm Mad

Monthly Haikus #8 - The 90s

Howdy friends and welcome to the end of February! (Howwww????)

It’s time for the eighth installment of the monthly literally salon filled with haikus. The inspiration for these haikus are picked by popular vote each month. Last month the subject was YESTERDAY. This month, the subject is THE 90s, which in The Great North, Judy’s imaginary best friend Alanis Morissette refers to as a terrible and wonderful time. You are not wrong Alanis.

There is a whole lot to the 90s and I feel like I have only barely scratched the surface. If you come up with any 90s themed haikus of your own, feel free to drop them in the comments. 

And I’m continuing with letting y’all pick the topic for these haikus. So be sure to scroll all the way to the bottom and answer the poll.

Now, with my flannel tied securely around my waist, here we go.

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clarissa, i’m mad
at you. you didn’t explain
any of this shit.