You put my packages where??

Are the delivery people alright?

What’s up dorks??

…forgive me. I feel like I should have an interesting and unique greeting for these newsletters and I don’t. I’m out. So that’s what you get. A “What’s up dorks??” for the dorkiest of dorks who ever dorked up the place.

It’s been a while since I’ve done a non-haiku edition of the newsletter for all y’all paid subscribers and I thought it…