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Monthly Haikus #21 - Fuhgettabout it!

Hello, my sweaty friends. Or, if you are lucky enough to live in very little humidity, hello, my temperate friends. It’s nearly June, and that seems like a crime. I would like to speak to a manager about this! Oh, there’s nothing to be done? Time is a flat circle? …I’ve said all this before?? Fine.

Welcome to the 21st installment of the monthly literary salon filled with haikus for all you special patrons of my arts. (…wait. that sounds…) The inspiration for these haikus are picked by popular vote each month. Two months ago, I asked you what THAT New York phrase is for you. We ended up in a tie. So, last month, I shared a full poem and asked you to break that tie. Finally, we landed on Fuhgettabout it! But I won’t fuhgettabout it. In fact, here are haikus about it.