A sale AFTER the holidays?!?!

The NYC decade-aversary discount is still. in. place.

Happy 2024 y’all.

I have a quick little note for you.

In August, I announced that there would be a 10% discount on new paid subscriptions in honor of my NYC decade-aversary. The original plan was to have the discount run only for the month of August. Then, I got a wild idea. I would run the discount for the whole of my NYC decade-aversary year. Holy Toledo Batman.

At some point, I may have announced this continuing discount in the newsletter but I realized that I hadn’t sent out a more formal note about it yet. Since I continue to be unemployed and need to utilize every possible revenue stream (gross), I thought now would be a great time to send out such a note.

SO, until the end of August 2024, you can upgrade to a paid subscription for at a 10% discount. That’s 10% off FOREVER.

Paying subscribers get the monthly haikus inspired by themes they vote on PLUS the occasional additional newsletter that usually highlights something embarrassing I’ve done or is a play-by-play of my home movies. I’m also toying with a new feature where I watch Disney animated movies and keep track of all the times someone should have actually died.

Sound good? Upgrade today!

If you are already a paying subscriber, THANK YOU. You truly have no idea how much it means to me. The reason I’ve included you here is just in case you want share the newsletter with your friends, relatives, and/or enemies. Or maybe all three?! Up to you.

Onward!